She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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