Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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