Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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