Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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