I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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