Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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