he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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