HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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