It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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