HIV tests are more positive than that guy
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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