Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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