do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman