You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person