I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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