How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
