I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
you would pick up someone in the library
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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