Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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