I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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