The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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