why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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