what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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