just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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