I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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