She went from zero to smokin in five shots
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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