I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Rumble strips road head = magical
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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