I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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