just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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