we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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