This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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