We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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