Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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