Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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