So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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