literally had 100 drinks last night.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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