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so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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