Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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