My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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