ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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