): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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