the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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