Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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