Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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