Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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