Little spoons don't ask big questions
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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