i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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