How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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