i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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