I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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