Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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