all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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