Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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