Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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