***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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