Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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